1. The Telling Her To “Relax” Button
If you ever feel like you might want to press this button, what you should do instead is just not. This is like when you pull the chain on a ceiling fan thinking it’ll slow down or turn off, but it actually goes to the highest speed and begins shaking so violently that you’re bracing yourself for some blunt force trauma. Be forewarned, the “Calm Down”Button is precisely the same – there are no loopholes when it comes to suggesting what mood your girlfriend should be in, folks.
2. The Risky Joke That’s Destined To Turn Into An Argument Button
Poking fun at her outfit, jokingly defending her enemy, playfully suggesting another girl is attractive – these are dicey types…
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